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Vol.3 No. 135
JANUARY 28-01, 2070
MILAN, ITALY

CODE OF
SILENCE

JANUARY 28, ROME

WARNING

Police arrested a sneaky parrot for its role in a crime. The police: “We’ll make it sing!” The parrot echoes each question. It’s a conspiracy of silence.
In Utrecht, Netherlands, Police locked up a suspect for shoplifting and his parrot perched on his shoulder as a key-witness. Digital prints reveal the animal has no criminal records. During the long interrogation, they tried to bribe the bird with bread, avoiding any allusion of animal abuse.

JANUARY 10, ROME
Police arrested a sneaky parrot for its role in a crime. The police: “We’ll make it sing!” The parrot echoes each question.
It’s a conspiracy of silence.

WARNING

In Utrecht, Netherlands, Police locked up a suspect for shoplifting and his parrot perched on his shoulder as a key-witness.

Digital prints reveal the animal has no criminal records.
During the long interrogation, they tried to bribe the bird with bread, avoiding any allusion of animal abuse.

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