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Vol.3 No. 139
MARCH 20-03, 2045
MILAN, ITALY

IF THE WORLD DIDN'T SUCK,
WE'D FALL OFF

MARCH 20, ROME

CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!

As he’s getting ready to jump, a man desists from suicide because the river is too polluted. One morning in May 2018, Ulrich T. climbed the fence of his hometown bridge in Russia to jump and drown in the river.
But the distressing spectacle of trash in the water made him change his mind.
“This world is so f****** disgusting you can’t even die in it!” claimed the discouraged man to the authorities who took him into custody.

MARCH 27, ROME
As he’s getting ready to jump, a man desists from suicide because the river is too polluted.
One morning in May 2018, Ulrich T. climbed the fence
of his hometown bridge in Russia to jump and drown in the river.
But the distressing spectacle of trash in the water made him change his mind.

CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!

“This world is so f****** disgusting you can’t even die in it!” claimed the discouraged man to the authorities who took him into custody.