WE ARE BORN NAKED,
WE DIE DRESSED UP.
MAY 22, ROME
BREAKING NEWS!
A man tries to
rob a funeral
home: to escape
the police, he
closes himself in
a coffin and
pretends to be
dead.
A 23 year old man was arrested some time ago in Burjassot, a town on the outskirts
of Valencia, while attempting to steal from a funeral agency.
The police soon intervened when the alarm was raised, and the thief, in an attempt
to avoid being captured, slipped into an empty coffin hoping to pass himself off as a
corpse. However, this did not go well: the police immediately became suspicious
when they saw the "body" dressed in dirty and wrinkled clothes, definitely unusual
for a burial. Getting closer, the agents also noticed that the young man was
breathing, which was even more unusual for a corpse. At this point the arrest was
inevitable.
MAY 22, ROME
A man tries to
rob a funeral
home: to escape
the police, he
closes himself in
a coffin and
pretends to be
dead.
A 23 year old man was arrested some time ago in Burjassot, a town on the outskirts
of Valencia, while
attempting to steal from a funeral agency.
The police soon intervened when the alarm was raised, and the thief, in an attempt
to avoid being captured, slipped into an empty coffin hoping to pass himself off as
BREAKING NEWS!
a corpse. However, this did not go well: the police immediately became suspicious
when they saw the "body" dressed in dirty and wrinkled clothes, definitely unusual
for a burial. Getting closer, the agents also noticed that the young man was
breathing, which was even more unusual for a corpse. At this point the arrest was
inevitable.